Chandler Quotes

Last night we were at the grocery store.  I only had Chandler so we were able to have some good conversation.  I told him we needed ketchup so we headed down that isle.  While passing the jelly we had this conversation.

Chandler:  "Mom, can we get some grape jelly? I am really sick of just peanut butter on my sandwich."
Mom:  "Sure."
Chandler picking up the most expensive one: "I want this one."
Mom: "That one is really expens........
Chandler: " Ugh, and don't tell me!  We don't have a coupon for it, right?"
Mom laughing: "No we don't we just need to get the store brand."
Chandler in his mom voice: "If it isn't on sale or no coupon then no jelly!"

Later down the snack isle we had this one.

Chandler: "Mom can I get this?"  (ring pop)
Mom: "How much is it?"
Chandler: "I don't know!  They didn't teach me nothing in school!"
Mom: "Well what did you do all day?"
Chandler: "Nothing, apparently."