We have been married for 4 years and in that time we have had many different neighbors. Now don't get me wrong many of these people have become good friends and we have had very few enemies. So now that we are in a house I had this crazy thought that all of the weirdos would go away and we would live in "Ronni Land" where no one bothered us and we didn't have to see people in less than full clothing. Well I was sure wrong! About five minutes ago our new neighbor knocked on the door to see if we minded him parking his jet ski between the houses. Now I was not too concerned with the jet ski I was however concerned with the fact that he didn't have a shirt on and his crack was hanging out about six inches. Don't get me wrong this guy is a nice older guy but he has man boobs (bigger than most females) and really needed a bra. I was a little disturbed. Actually I don't know if I will be able to sleep tonight.
I thought you would all enjoy that and I want you all to know that nothing like this ever happens when David is home. Its like I have a huge sign on my forehead that says "Please come to my house half naked, tell me everything about your life, and please for my sake don't hold anything back".
Slow Cooker Troubleshooting
1 year ago
3 comments:
Oh my pumpkin!!
I'm sure they were bigger than mine. I tried buying a new bra at Alco the other day, and they don't sale anything smaller than a B - darn boobs! So funny Ronni!
Ah ha ha ha ha! I love this post! To me, there aren't many things funnier than a man needing some support for his moobs. In fact, Brad and I enjoy this topic of discussion on a pretty frequent basis. Yeah, maybe we're actually the freaks, right? lol. Thanks for the laugh!
Now to give you a laugh....can you imagine those moobs carelessly bouncing around while he's out riding those jet skis that he wants to put between your houses? ha ha ha ha!
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